I hate manager READMEs

Dropping f-bombs is one of my “quirks”
I will always tell it to you straight whether you like it or not, except when doing so will open me up to excessive criticism or otherwise rock the boat too much, and then I’ll probably just roll my eyes behind your back
I care about you and want you to feel seen but also I want to not come off as a total opinionated bitch when someone inevitably disagrees with me
I’ve gotten a LOT of coaching

You’re probably just wasting your time, because no one reads the docs anyway!

If you’d rather read something funny, check out Tim’s parody, “A User Guide from My 5-year-old”

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Camille Fournier

Camille Fournier

Author, “The Manager’s Path.” http://amzn.to/2FvjeHH Distributed systems, dysfunctional programming. camilletalk.com, elidedbranches.com